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Not long after an old Chinese
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woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.
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It made the old lady out of patience.
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At last she could not hold any more, uttering.
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"Trust me, Sir,
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and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
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No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is ,won't make you cry.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he?s on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
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The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don?t fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
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| Sal Şub 09, 2010 2:59 am |
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