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A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone elses turn to volunteer!"
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The Mean Man's Party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
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Joke of the Day
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if
she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East -
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I
want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the
map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
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The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook
and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my
family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I
wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking map again."
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