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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am withyou
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| Pts Oca 25, 2010 9:13 pm |
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A new year means a chance
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to leave some of the tired words and phrases of 2009 in
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the past. At least that’s the theory of the wordsmithsat Lake Superior State University, who
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Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness。
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Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
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| Cum Oca 29, 2010 6:43 pm |
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There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex.
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So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.
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"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney`
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it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower."
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With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney" Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"
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| Pzr Oca 31, 2010 12:16 am |
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Dirty joke of the day
A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir.
The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleading penis.
The doctor said, damn how did you do that?
The man said well I live in a trailor, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailor next to mine at exactally 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masterbates with it.
So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailor and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my penis in the hole.
So that night I did, and it was going great untill someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!
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| Pzr Şub 07, 2010 4:57 pm |
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| A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening |
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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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| Pts Şub 08, 2010 6:40 pm |
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| Pzr Şub 21, 2010 3:31 am |
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Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
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| Pzr Şub 21, 2010 7:35 pm |
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Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents
more. But why are you so interested in the old woman？"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
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| a guy riding through the desert on his camel |
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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
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Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you!"
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"
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