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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he?s on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
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The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don?t fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
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| Time Is Money |
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1.Talk back to your Rice Krispies.
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All of a sudden, act offended,
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throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up,
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explaining,
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, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
2.Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loudas you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,
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keeplooking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
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Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
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| Tailwind 2010 |
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Make a sandwich.
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Don't eat it, leave it on the floor.
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Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say,
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"Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?"
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Complain loudly that you are hungry。
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| Cum Oca 29, 2010 3:33 pm |
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| Hot Sports News- Generous Grants from maxltd.com.au!!!-023 |
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>Nelson Piquet Jr headed for NASCARJanuary 13, 2010 - 5:49AM
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Brazilian racing driver Nelson Piquet Jr, at the centre of the 2008 "Crashgate" storm, said on Tuesday he will compete in NASCAR next season having failed to obtain a drive in Formula One.
"I have spent the past few months carefully assessing my alternatives for this year. I had to choose a direction and it was a difficult decision to take... My first 18 months in Formula One did not exactly go according to plan so I decided to do something different", Piquet said on his website.
"NASCAR is extremely competitive and nobody coming in from outside it has managed to win the category.
"It will be an incredible challenge and something totally new for me," he added without revealing which team he will compete for.
Piquet lost his place at Renault following "Crashgate," which saw him deliberately crash his car on the orders of team officials in Singapore, a stunt which helped teammate Fernando Alonso to win the race.
Last year, he was invited to test a Nascar vehicle by Red Horse Racing at Rockingham Speedway in North Carolina.
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| China seeking more info on Google |
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China seeking more info on Google
An official with the State Council Information Office says Chinese Internet authorities want more information on Google's statement that it may quit business operations in China. The official made the remarks in a phone interview with Xinhua
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News Agency.
The unnamed official
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says Chinese authorities are searching for more information on Google. It is still unclear, whether Google will cease operations in China or not.
The statement was the Chinese government's first public response to Google's announcement it is considering shutting its Google.cn website and its offices in China after hacking attacks.
Google's corporate development and chief legal officer,
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David Drummond, posted a statement on the company's official blog Tuesday, saying it will review the feasibility of Google's business operations in China.
Drummond's post claims censorship in China and recent attacks targeting Google's services are forcing the company to review its Chinese operations.
Drummond's post also says Google will try to negotiate with the Chinese government for more favorable operating conditions in China.
If Google decides to cease operations in China, about 700 employees in China would lose their jobs.
Recently, the world's largest Internet search engine encountered a series of setbacks in China. Last June, authorities ordered Google to
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block vulgar content as part of a government campaign to combat on-line pornography.
In October, a group of Chinese authors accused Google of violating copyright laws with its digital library. Tuesday, Google postponed negotiating with Chinese writers and gave no reason for the delay of the meeting.
China is one of the few
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markets where Google is not the industry leader. Chinese based web portal, Baidu commands a 60 percent share of the country's Internet search market versus Google's 30 percent.
Google's announcement made an immediate impact in trading on the NASDAQ in New York. Google shares fell 1.3 percent after news it might withdraw from China. Baidu on the other hand jumped 6.8 percent.
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
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| A mother mouse |
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A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand々 the value of a second language?"
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